The Pretty Witty Company
Creating Bespoke Pictures and Poems
Remember the thrill when you got a real letter?
Our gifts are like that, just a little bit better.
Original artwork and rhymes full of mirth,
Perfect for showing how much someone's worth.
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If you want the best reaction,
Laughter, tears and satisfaction,
Give the gift of rhyme and art,
The gift you've given from your heart.
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"An amazing present to give - in fact the best present I have ever given."
Who We Are
We are Jeanette and Sally and we are The Pretty Witty Company. Neighbours, friends and business partners; Jeanette is the arty one and Sally is the wordy one.
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Both mums of three, we love writing poems and drawing pictures which make someone's day. We love giving special people gifts that they'll cherish forever; gifts that tell them exactly how incredible they are.
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We also love gin on Fridays.
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Drop us a line or give us a call if you think you have someone who deserves what one of our customers described as
"The. Best. Gift. Ever."
Our Products
​How We Work
At The Pretty Witty Company we don’t use computer programmes or AI to generate your poem or artwork. Sally will craft your poem from scratch using the answers from your questionnaire and conversations with you. Jeanette will then hand draw your illustration onto the highest quality paper using good old fashioned pencil and pen.
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Your gift is then mounted and framed in a solid wood frame, then gift wrapped beautifully ready to give to your loved one.
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We offer a free local delivery or collection service, and for those further afield, we can send our gifts using Royal Mail first class recorded delivery, or by careful courier. Additional charges apply.
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Common Queries
Who are they for?
We specialise in birthdays, anniversaries, memorials, leaver's gifts, engagements and weddings. Whatever your special occasion, and whether it's a joint gift or you're going solo, whether it's for work or pleasure, we can craft the perfect gift for you.
What's the cost?
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Please see individual products for prices, however our lovingly made gifts start from £135.
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We require a £50 deposit before starting on your original commission.
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How long does it take?
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We usually ask for 4 weeks from order to delivery but we do get booked up, so the more notice you can give the better. We can occasionally create a gift in 7-10 days, though this may incur an additional cost.
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What if I want extra verses in my poem or people in my artwork?
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Our service is completely and utterly bespoke, so please talk to us about your specific requirements. You name it, we can add it.
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What if what I want isn't on the list?
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If you've got an idea or a special event you think we can help you with, please get in touch. We also write speeches and offer individual illustrations.
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I'm ready to order. What do I do next?
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Click below to get in touch. We'll get right back to you to confirm our availability and to send you our Welcome Pack and Order Form.​
Testimonials
"I asked Sally and Jeanette to encapsulate what my family are about for my wife's Christmas gift. I'm not sure they could get it any better. IT WAS ACE! The words, sentiment, the uniqueness and the portrait were spot on. It was quite emotional reading it, and I am not the only one who found this when they read it. Friends and families were at it as well. ... I can't thank the talented duo enough to help me give to my wife what she described as The. Best. Present. Ever."
Paul Franklin
"It is honestly the best present I have ever had. Every line of the poem was so personal, funny and embarrassing. Sums up my life, my misdemeanours, my family, my friends and my loved ones in the most beautiful poem and artwork. I cried and I laughed but every time I walk past it now hanging in my hall, I smile. Thank you Jeanette and Sally for being so talented and creative.
Ciara Pryce
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"When I asked Jeanette and Sally to create a 'Pretty Witty' poem for our sister Shelly I knew it would be brilliant but I honestly didn't expect GENIUS!!!! The brief was captured so perfectly and made with a love only a sister can know. Shelly absolutely loved her gift and so did I. Thank you, from the very bottom of my heart."
Sandra Handscomb
"I asked the Pretty Witty Company to help with a gift for my brother's 50th ... There were 20 of us in the room and not a single dry eye. It was the perfect mix of true sentiment and rip-roaringly funny accounts of his life. Jeanette has a true talent for capturing the person in her beautiful style and Sally is awesome at putting someone's life down on paper and bringing them to life. Amazing present to give - in fact the best present I have ever given."
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Jane Robertson
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